"I have five years of experience in sales, as an account executive with a professional sports team."
There is Always something that you do, did or will do, that is Business Analyst Related ...
Did you Optimize any current marketing processes or create new ways to reach New Markets (issues and opportunities) ?
Did you meet with Clients to discuss Schedules, Fees, Contracts, Advertising, etc ? (Client-Facing, Statement of Work, negotiating, presentations) ?
Did you meet with your team to discuss issues, manage them, coordination (Team Management) ?
Did you have to meet with various people across your organization and discuss matters in different ways for people to understand (Cross-Functional, Bridging a Communications gap) ?
Just think of everything you do and try to relate it to what a Business Analyst does.
Heck, even a Back-Yard Grease-Monkey is BA in some way ...
A person has a Broken Car towed to your place .
You Interact with that customer by asking questions … What Happened, Where, Symptoms, etc. (Interviewing).
With that information you can Identify the problem (Issues).
While we are doing that can we also fix this (Opportunity).
If you don’t do something, what could happen (Impact Analysis, Risk Analysis).
Write up a quote for the fixing (Statement of Work).
Talk with customer about a price (client-facing, negotiating).
Did the custome change their mind on something (Scope Change, Cost, Time, Re-Negotiation) ?
If Agreed, Execute your plan (steps taken to fix the car).
Can you do it or someone else needs to do it (In-House, Out-Sourcing, Build vs Buy)
Perform Repairs.
Unit Test the car (Unit Testing).
Have customer test drive the car (User Acceptance Testing).
Do you have a warrantee period (warrantee period, audit period).
Sign-off and get paid.
etc ....
Never think you have nothing to offer ... I flew airplanes for 15 years and the instrumentation layout in the various cockpits helped me with designing web-page and screen layouts (the instrumentation in most planes are laid out in a certain way (UX /UI).