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May 19, 2019

Humor: System Good News - Bad News

Humor - Cartoon: System Good News - Bad News

Security Analyst: "The good news is that the system is so secure nobody can get into it."

Technical Manager: "And the bad news?"

Security Analyst: "Well... not even the system administrators can get in."

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