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August 21, 2016

Humor: Business Analyst Incentives Program

Humor - Cartoon: Business Analyst Incentives Program

HR Director: "We've revamped our incentives program from the CEO all the way down to the Business Analyst, yet morale has not yet improved in the lower ranks."

Business Analysis Manager: "What does the CEO get if he performs well?"

Compensation Manager: "75 Million Dollars"

Business Analysis Manager: "What about the Analyst?"

Rewards Manager: "He gets a recognition card."

Business Analysis Manager: "Oh man, we got it all wrong!  Next year we should go with a plaque for the analysts."

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G posted on Tuesday, December 20, 2016 10:34 PM
It is sad
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