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May 17, 2015

Humor: Negative Requirements

Humor - Cartoon: Negative Requirements

John, the Business Analyst: "The %H&8*&^ computer needs to pass the *&&###"$ status data to the &*($#@ users."

Business Analysis Manager to the new hire: "John here is working on the system's negative requirements."

 

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