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May 28, 2017

Humor: Now Hiring.... Analysts?

Humor - Cartoon: Now Hiring.... Analysts?

Job Ad: "NOW HIRING: 

Must possess ability to get in companies without being invited.
Persuasion to win business documenting answers the customers already know.
Create fancy presentations that say nothing at all.
Knowledge of latest buzzwords and ability to weave them into complete sentences.
Discipline to keep track of time spent with clients to 1/4 hour increments."

Business Analyst: "It looks like they are, once again, looking for Consultants."

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