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January 01, 2017

Humor: Requirements... Impossible to Implement...

Humor - Cartoon: Requirements... Impossible to Implement...

Business Analyst: "These requirements are impossible to implement by next Thursday."

Executive: "So you aren't capable of implementing them?"

Business Analyst: "Well, I'm not saying that I'm not able to implement them..."

Executive: "You mean they are easy to implement..."

Business Analyst: "How does he do that?"

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